Disclaimer; I discovered this draft I wrote a few years ago, during a rough patch. I didn't publish cause it was too relevant to my life at the time. I find it pretty funny now. Enjoy!
Research shows that 2 percent of people are chronic negative thinkers... or as a friend coined... "joy vampires".
1. Its good to realise that these people have reasons behind thier actions. Maybe they hate themselves.Maybe they are in a tough situation and have decided to bring it out on you. Maybe they are suffering from EPS..eternal PMS, yes! My twelve year old self coined that back when sarcastic uncle Funkle, could not let a single sentence slip out of his mouth that wasn't sarcastic.
''Wow, son! You really are smart, aren't you?''/ Frown.
2. Watch out! Joy Vampires contaminate. Pretty soon you will be spewing hate filled rants like the one Im writing,